Smoke-O-Matic

As a non smoker I dont really encounter the problems that smokers have; meeting downstairs at the bottom of a building in the freezing cold getting their 'fix' for the day... Welcome to Marlboro country... Soon a smoker will be a sort of persona non smoka, hiding in small corners trying to smoke one. I feel actually a bit for them. I mean, no restaurant is allowing them anymore, the majority of goverment buildings are no smoking zones and the majority of public places are too. Manufacturers have given up on them and moved their interest to the developing countries, cos they are still keen to tickle their lungs ...

What will happen with all the smokers in the developed world? Will they all stop smoking and cover eachother in nico patches and eat nico chewing gum?
No No, the Germans have found a solution that makes us smokers and non smokers happy!
They have created a little piece of smoke furniture which I have called the Smoke-O-Matic, as you can see on the picture it is a mix between the guillotine and the wooden board out of medieval times. It will not chop off your head nor its users will be at the receiving end of a bunch of tomatoes but its total comfort. With leather upholstery and pinewood construction it is clear that the Germans are strong in SDF (Smokers Desing Furniture) You will hardly look silly in it and smokers will be save from the patch and gum, that is what I call Vorsprung Durch Technik!

I salute my German brothers and hope that all smoker will have a comfortable time in the Smoke-O-Matic. Oh by the way, if you are interested in using one, than use your Tom Tom and type Smoke it even provides a specific smell... Thumbs up for Technology!